Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2001 13:00:33 -0400 From: Dave <ddhartwicknopsamPAMearthlink.net> Subject: Re: Cleanliness: How tidy is your Saab?
Not 20 minutes ago, a good old boy--I mean narly truck, hunting gear, gun rack, the works--pulls into the driveway to have a look at a POS refrigerator we've been trying to get rid of. He says yes to the frig. We load it up, and engage in a bit of small talk--it is clear that we are culturally miles apart, when he asks "What year is your Saab"? Turns out, he's got an 86 9000. Dave >i do so very much enjoy being a red neck bubba who drives a saab. >most of those stiff lipped yuppy bastards take it as a personal insult to >thier saabing experience and it gives me great pleasure knowing that i can >rock thier world. >especially when they find out that i can do my own maintenance and wisely >invest my savings. >red neck philli dud > >DaveH wrote: > >> We love our Saabs, I love mine...or at least I think I do?? >> >> I am ashamed of myself because it is a filthy mess. Ancient french >> fries under the seat, inside the parking brake housing. Little stones >> collecting on the drivers side floor. ...Dusty dash. Cigarette burns >> on the seats. >> >> Hats and umbrellas and all manner of junk in the back seat and floor. >> I keep a sizeable cardboard box on the passenger side floor for >> trash--not very stylish. Seat pockets crammed full of stuff, most of >> which I never use or need. .....Glove compartment stuffed full of fast >> food napkins. The paint is shot so I only wash during winter to remove >> road salts. >> >> My primary concern has always been mechanical soundness. "If shes >> running ok--I can always get to that clean-up job", I've been telling >> myself. >> >> Is your Saab a utility-mobile, a junk yard----immaculate, or somewhere >> in between? >> Dave