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Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2002 00:36:48 GMT
From: "rubber grommet" <rhkwnopsamin.rr.com>
Subject: Re: how to make a 2001 saab 9-5 "big pimpin"??


How big is our thesaurus, loser with a Christmas tree on wheels. I'd bet you would buy a Lexus with the Gold package........ G "Jeff Gonzales" <jeffy_newsnopsambit.com> wrote in message news:u561ruajaor06dnopsam.supernews.com... > Dear Old Age Pensioners, > > You know what? I am deeply disturbed that I cannot write a simple > colloquially based message on a hobby/enthusiast -related newsgroup without > getting grilled by a bunch of jealous idiots or people who otherwise have > nothing else better to do than display pessimism, malice, and/or disdain > towards others. > > All I wanted to hear was some ideas on how to make a 9-5 nicer, sporty, or > just something other than custom. It was just an open question. I didn't > post a budget or any other constraints simply so I could hear about the > entire range of ideas. If you don't want to contribute positively towards > my post, then I'd prefer you not comment at all. > > Who cares how old I am? You're probably just pissed off because you were > driving a beat up Ford Pinto, AMC Eagle, or some other piece of shit when > you were my age. > > As for "clear, concise language", who the hell died and made you grammar > queen? If you don't understand something, just ask and I'll rephrase my > comments. Sometimes slang or colloquial speech is a quicker and more > effective way of delivering information. I'm sure several people in the > audience would easily understand me when I say "If you can't step to the > real then get the fuck out." If you don't know what that means then ask me > and I will try to explain to you in "clear, concise language" for you, okay, > buddy? > > As for my clients...are you one of my clients? Didn't think so. Just in > case you didn't know, people have different ways of communicating with > different people. Anyone other than you would probably have half the sense > to know I wouldn't talk smack to my clients if I want to stay in business. > > Now, I was originally hoping I could spare all my typing effort for > discussing my 9-5, but since there are a few wise-guys in the crowd I guess > I'll have to set them straight. > > Jeff > > "Four Weis" <mweinopsamcom> wrote in message > news:3C4F511C.EA5DB670nopsamcom... > > > > > > Jeff Gonzales wrote: > > > > > Dude, > > > > > > I think everyone's got me mistaken. > > > > You were right on one count - many of us are too old to understand what > you > > wrote. I guess our concept of clear, concise language is different from > yours. > > > > > I never said I wasn't happy with the > > > car. I just want it to look a little less stock and a little more > sleek. > > > > You can change the rims and add body trim panels. Someone thought > changing to > > the xenon blue headlights would make his car look different. A custom > sound > > system would certainly add to the audio part of the image of your car. You > never > > specified if you had a price limit for your project, so a custom paint job > would > > do wonders. > > > > > I > > > would've have bought the f*ckin car if it didn't fill my other > requirements. > > > I still have clients to see and such and wouldn't want to show up with > some > > > stupid teenage speed racer. > > > > You have "clients" to see? Phrases like "f*ckin" and "stupid teenage speed > > racer" ought to make a good impression on clients. If you are in sales, > you > > already know not to insult your clients. Who knows, some may like to drive > a car > > that looks like a "teenage speed racer". Perhaps your clients are younger > and > > your approach is very successful. > > > > > If I wanted to do that I would go buy a honda > > > civic and trick it out at robocar in southern california or something > stupid > > > like that. > > > > > > jeff > > > > > > "H." <musicboxnopsamrider.co.uk> wrote in message > > > news:23fq4ukohi864toudte0a4i6icu2h62128nopsamcom... > > > > >umm, okay, without buying a new car what would your suggestion be. > > > > > > > > Like it, live with it. You've got the wrong car if you want to go and > > > > soup something up into some god-awful street racer. > > > > > > > >

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