Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2002 18:37:45 GMT From: nudistvolleyballnopsams.com (Sky Clad) Subject: Volvo Joke
TEST FOR POTENTIAL VOLVO OWNERS -Do you own a tweed jacket and or Greek sailor hat? -Is a Saturn your second preferred choice of car? -Do you own a Long Haired Golden Retriever? -Do you always drive well below the speed limit? -Are you a member of a left wing political party? -Do you support Public Broadcasting and private schooling? -Do you own a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker? -Have you failed driver's training, twice? -Do your driving skills pose a larger hazard to yourself than to others? -Do you own a Mac? -Do you have an AOL account? -Are you a public employee? -Do you have a Lifetime Membership with the Auto League? -Do you consider curb feelers standard equipment? -Do you consider mirrors both side and rear, optional equipment? -Do you wash your car once a year? -Do you consider the missionary position, kinky? -When switching lanes do you check all three mirrors, look in your blind spot, signal and proceed with caution or close your eyes, cross your fingers, pray and turn? -Do you like driving a vehicle that resembles a filing cabinet more than a car? -Correctly put this series of driving actions in order according to the rules of the road in order to complete a turn safely with a road vehicle:*Note-This may be a trick question. 1)signal 2)brake 3)turn with caution -And last, do believe all advertising is %100 truthful?
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