Date: 19 Feb 2002 19:04:57 GMT From: johnra1975nopsamcom (johnra1975) Subject: Re: Volvo Joke
>"Simon Clayton" <sc001d2555nopsamamblueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message >news:OM5c8.3111$bh1.22170642nopsam-text.cableinet.net... >> Here this should offend most large auto manufacturers: >> >> AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. >> BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer >> CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy >> Engineering Techniques >> CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips >> CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY >> CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet >> CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?) >> DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly >> DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings >> DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere >> FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns >> FIAT - Fix It Again Tony >> FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology >> FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands >> FORD - Found On Road Dead >> FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die. >> FORD - F___er Only Runs Downhill >> FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily >> FORD - First On Race Day >> FORD - First On Rust Development >> FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough >> FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump >> GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked >> GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50 >> GMC - Gets More Chicks >> GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion >> JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly >> LTD - Laughable Trash Dump >> MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! >> OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly >> OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie >> PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook >> PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap >> PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac >> PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac >> PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities >> PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything >> SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty >> SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken >> SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually. >> TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! >> TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! >> TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily >> TOYOTA - Toyauto >> TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A >> >> >> > Y'all forgot the following: SAAB - Swedish Autos Are Better
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