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Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 09:54:18 -0400
From: Dexter J <lamealameadingdongnopsamlamelame.org>
Subject: Coldest Valintines Day on Record?


Salutations: The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50ƒ Fahrenheit (10ƒ C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35ƒ Fahrenheit (1.6ƒ C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down 32ƒ Fahrenheit (0 ƒ C) American water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 0ƒ Fahrenheit (-17.9ƒ C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60ƒ Fahrenheit (-51ƒ C) Mt.St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100ƒ Fahrenheit (-73ƒ C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173ƒ Fahrenheit (-114ƒ C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460ƒ Fahrenheit (-273ƒ C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500ƒ Fahrenheit (-295ƒ C) Hell freezes over. My 1989 Saab 9000T CD takes a second try to start. -- J Dexter - webmaster - http://www.dexterdyne.org/ all tunes - no cookies no subscription no weather no ads no news no phone in - RealAudio 8+ Required - all the Time Radio Free Dexterdyne Top Tune o'be-do-da-day Margret Hirt - Baby Its Cold Outside http://www.dexterdyne.org/888/099.RAM

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