Date: Mon, 24 Mar 2003 22:53:32 GMT From: Paul Halliday <pjghnopsamyonder.co.uk> Subject: Re: Ignition Key won't turn - 900NG
in article 1AFE59C3470D7A1D.4FA81BB5E81300F2.2322F359E301A699nopsamirnews.net, DaveH at ddhartwicknopsamPAMearthlink.net wrote on 24/03/2003 22:08: > I am an American, and thus a stinkin pig, of course. > All the stereotypes are true. Yup, just like us Brits - we hate you guys :) In fact, a hell of a lot of us Brits are Muslims. Hmmm. > Material objects exist to serve us, not vice verse. I've got 50 pounds > of dried up Freedom Fries under the seats. Give me your address and > I'll send you a box. My address: Sorry, couldn't care less for that kind of muck. Britain is famed for its chips (WTF are "fries"?), particularly us "up north", served up in old newspaper and stinking of vinegar. As for the continent, they're a very clean bunch with respect for their property. > Your life must dreadful, in whatever stinking little country you're > from, except the UK, in which I case I would recommend immediate > expulsion to Bagdad. Yeah right, to get shot at by one of you fuckers AGAIN. Friggin' hell, can't you lot get anything right? BTW, it's "Baghdad" - have the intellectual decency to spell it right. You, like your "Pr*sident" obviously have no idea about foreign ways. Your "Pr*sident" has no idea whether Spain is a Kingdom, or a Republic - I bet you don't, either dick head. [Starting to sound like "English Bob" there, but personally, I think the guy's an idiot. Your "President" is demanding a recount over Al Gore's election to Apple's board, otherwise he'll take it to the Supreme Court. Me-ga-lo-man-iac po-wer mong-er!!!] Go and eat your MucDonalds and foul up your Saab. I don't give a "flying one" - meaning "flying fuck", dimwit. We civilised Europeans keep our machines clean of that kind of muck. What do you think the spoiler is for? Get yourself a real whale tail and eat off that in future, you ignorant git. > This newsgroup really has the record for maximum fucking asshole > density. Damn fookin' right. Now sod off. You started out in this newsgroup okay; reasonably polite, I suppose. Why the anger? Are you disappointed with your Saab? No offence (spelt correctly; damn f*ckin' Mac) whatsoever to the decent folks over there in the US. I like you guys, except for this one and your "Pr*sident", and Weird Al, and some others, but The Simpsons are okay :) Paul Bad temper unleashed by the spirit of Vodka (which is Russian, for you lot on the wrong side of the water). Hey, did you lot know that Jack Daniels heralded from Wales (a small-ish country to the West of England)?
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