Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:19:32 GMT From: Dexter J <lamealameadingdongnospamlamelame.org> Subject: Re: Saabs are EVIL, the devil created them ! ! ! !
Salutations: On 17 Nov 2004 21:43:48 -0800, Hans-Marc Olsen <mallet_riveternospamo.co.in> wrote: > Saabs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like Saabs, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Saabs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like Saabs And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > Saabs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! I understand how you feel - but I'm afraid I still need $4,200(CND) for my 94 NG900. Dexter J's 1994 SAAB NG900S - Recent Uprates and Service: - Complete filter and fluid service - Clear coat, paint, panel seals and Chip Guard - Complete Rust-Check inner panel and undercoat - Alternator and Regulator - Bushings and control arm - Factory Exhaust - Fresh Clutch and Plate - Oil Sender - E-Brake - Fresh Axle and CV - ABS sensor Performance Upgrades: - Headlights and Lens - Kumho HD Tires - 9000 rear shock Upgrade - Fresh Front Springs - Three spoke Super Aero Wheels (straightened and machine balanced) Comes With: - Winter Rims with Hubcaps - Factory Owners Manual - Complete Factory Tool Kit Contact : 902 455 2994 (Halifax, NS) .. :) .. -- Radio Free Dexterdyne Top Tune o'be-do-da-day Joe Cocker - Bird on a Wire http://www.dexterdyne.org/888/060.RAM all tunes - no cookies no subscription no weather no ads no news no phone in - RealAudio 8+ Required - all the Time