Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 07:01:43 -0400
From: "Eff Smith" <effnopsametry.com>
Subject: Severe Human Burns


My '89 900 Turbo Convertible is bereft of any possible location for scalding hot morning coffee. I have tried the little plastic cupholder that attaches to the door. You know, Wal-Mart/Conversion Van esque? In addition to looking idiotic, every scratch or greater in the road sends whatever is in there all over my door, lid or not. I have tried travel mugs. A corner of any radius sends said mug travelling to the other side of the car and, once, out the window. At least it doesn't spill then. I have tried to find coffee cups sized correctly at whatever gas-o-mat that fit between the indent in the top dashpad and the windscreen. Brueggers came close, but only after I spilled most of it into my left speaker. *What* in the h#%$ have you all done? Is it just me? I considered giving up the notion of car-beverage relationships, but I can't bring myself to do it. The crappy rental Toyota that I had while the Saab was being repaired had about 30 different places to put things, 3 of which fit all manifestations of beverage containers. Please help prevent further severe human burns. Thank you. Eff "Not Jeff" Smith

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