Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1998 21:24:46 -0400 From: "John Norris" <jnorrisnopsamtal.net> Subject: frog
brinet.knig010 wrote in message <35E63BBB.E0925F77nopsamnet>... >MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON.... >A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the > >second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks >nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears , "Ribbit. 9 >Iron". >The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks >at >the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, >and >grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. > >He >says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" >The >frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with > >him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 > >wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is >befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man >golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to >next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and >the >guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon >approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I >should >bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.$3000,black 6." Now, this is a >million-to-one shot to win, but after the golfgame, the man figures what > >the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The >man >takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. >He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. >You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog >replies, >"Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for >him >he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous15-year-old >girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl >ended up in my room." >The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to >everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad >luck. >Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five >other newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that >something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not >broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes. >
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