Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 07:28:10 -0700
From: Kimo Saaby <>
Subject: Re: Can Misalignment Cause Shimmy?

WHAT does it take to be president? Your daddy in the white house? Your brother fixing elections? The SUPREME COURT to declare you a winner even though you freakin' LOST???? Go back to your ford newsgroup MDT "Tech"??? MDT ? I prefer MDC!!!!!!!!!!!! MDT TechÆ wrote: > *** What it takes to be a modern day liberal democrat! *** > > You believe that the AIDS virus is spread by lack of funding; > the school teacher who cant teach fourth graders how to read > is qualified to teach your kids about sex; trial lawyers are > selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid; you believe guns in > the hands of law abiding Americans are more of a threat than > nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese; global > temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes > in the sun and more affected by SUV's; you believe business > creates oppression and governments create prosperity; the > military, not corrupt politicians start wars; there was no > art before federal funding; the NRA is bad because it stands > up for certain parts of the constitution, while the ACLU is > good because it stands up for certain parts of the constitution; > you believe Tubman, Chavez and Steinem are more important to > American history than Jefferson, Washington and Edison; you > believe conservatives are racist, yet think minorities couldn't > make it without your help; you believe socialism hasn't worked > yet because the right people haven't been in charge yet; self > esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn > it; and finally, you are against capital punishment, but for > abortion on demand, in short, you support protecting the guilty, > while killing the innocent!

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