Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2001 01:49:04 GMT
From: "DAVID J ROBINSON" <robinsonspamfamilynopsamig.>
Subject: Re: Saab vs Toyauto : imagine this scenario


If you need a car to pick up a girl you have already lost. Dave Kimo Saaby <kimo_saabynopsamja.com> wrote in message news:3BC2F1DD.FC841B73nopsamja.com... > You meet a foxy babe..... > she likes you.... you like her... > she's a model... high class > She wants you to take her out & you say > > A) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Toyota" > > or > > B) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Saab" > > Now..... forget all your useless "ranking" about power or MPG or > whatever! > The FACT IS... you're more likely to get that date with answer B... the > Saab. > > See? The Saab is a more powerful automobile! > > The Saab is an automobile for elitists - not common folk! I mean > sure..... if it was a "factory girl " (Rolling Stones) ya might get some > action with a Toyauto .... I mean ... AFTER that dinner at > MacDonald's!.... > > But ya gotta have SOME standards! > > Maybe that's what Toyauto drivers lack : STANDARDS! > > Hey - I'm all FOR Toyautos!!! I mean, without 'em... there wouldn't be 2 > distinct levels of class! It makes it so much easier for the rest of us! > > GO TOYAUTO GO!!! (just move to the right on the highway - ok?) (and > PLEASE turn off that thumping sissy "soul" music OK? Vanilla Ice is > passe' - even for a factory girl) > > > > > -- > 1983 900 Turbo > Black (of course!) > Leather (natch!) >

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