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Date: Tue, 09 Oct 2001 18:54:47 -0400
From: Jairoller <jtakahanopsamonnect.com>
Subject: Re: Saab vs Toyauto : imagine this scenario


Why dont we collectively agree to ignore this troll and all others. His arrogance feeds of off negative attention, lets starve him out. > From: "RoyB" <biasbrosnopsamigy.net> > Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com > Newsgroups: alt.autos.toyota,alt.autos.saab > Date: Tue, 09 Oct 2001 15:19:48 GMT > Subject: Re: Saab vs Toyauto : imagine this scenario > > > "Kimo Saaby" <kimo_saabynopsamja.com> wrote in message > news:3BC2F1DD.FC841B73nopsamja.com... >> You meet a foxy babe..... >> she likes you.... you like her... >> she's a model... high class >> She wants you to take her out & you say >> >> A) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Toyota" >> >> or >> >> B) "I'll pick you up tonight in my Saab" >> >> Now..... forget all your useless "ranking" about power or MPG or >> whatever! >> The FACT IS... you're more likely to get that date with answer B... the >> Saab. >> >> See? The Saab is a more powerful automobile! >> >> The Saab is an automobile for elitists - not common folk! I mean >> sure..... if it was a "factory girl " (Rolling Stones) ya might get some >> action with a Toyauto .... I mean ... AFTER that dinner at >> MacDonald's!.... >> >> But ya gotta have SOME standards! >> >> Maybe that's what Toyauto drivers lack : STANDARDS! >> >> Hey - I'm all FOR Toyautos!!! I mean, without 'em... there wouldn't be 2 >> distinct levels of class! It makes it so much easier for the rest of us! >> >> GO TOYAUTO GO!!! (just move to the right on the highway - ok?) (and >> PLEASE turn off that thumping sissy "soul" music OK? Vanilla Ice is >> passe' - even for a factory girl) >> >> >> >> >> -- >> 1983 900 Turbo >> Black (of course!) >> Leather (natch!) > > So what happens after this "foxy babe" finds out you are a shallow person > and a premature ejaculator? And then you find out SHE is shallow person and > doesn't "do that" and "touching it is disgusting". Welcome to the world of > meaningless relationships based on material wealth. Being dependent on your > car to get laid will get you what you deserve. > >

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