Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002 11:56:34 -0800 From: "Jeff Gonzales" <jeffy_newsnopsambit.com> Subject: Re: how to make a 2001 saab 9-5 "big pimpin"??
Dear Old Age Pensioners, You know what? I am deeply disturbed that I cannot write a simple colloquially based message on a hobby/enthusiast -related newsgroup without getting grilled by a bunch of jealous idiots or people who otherwise have nothing else better to do than display pessimism, malice, and/or disdain towards others. All I wanted to hear was some ideas on how to make a 9-5 nicer, sporty, or just something other than custom. It was just an open question. I didn't post a budget or any other constraints simply so I could hear about the entire range of ideas. If you don't want to contribute positively towards my post, then I'd prefer you not comment at all. Who cares how old I am? You're probably just pissed off because you were driving a beat up Ford Pinto, AMC Eagle, or some other piece of shit when you were my age. As for "clear, concise language", who the hell died and made you grammar queen? If you don't understand something, just ask and I'll rephrase my comments. Sometimes slang or colloquial speech is a quicker and more effective way of delivering information. I'm sure several people in the audience would easily understand me when I say "If you can't step to the real then get the fuck out." If you don't know what that means then ask me and I will try to explain to you in "clear, concise language" for you, okay, buddy? As for my clients...are you one of my clients? Didn't think so. Just in case you didn't know, people have different ways of communicating with different people. Anyone other than you would probably have half the sense to know I wouldn't talk smack to my clients if I want to stay in business. Now, I was originally hoping I could spare all my typing effort for discussing my 9-5, but since there are a few wise-guys in the crowd I guess I'll have to set them straight. Jeff "Four Weis" <mweinopsamcom> wrote in message news:3C4F511C.EA5DB670nopsamcom... > > > Jeff Gonzales wrote: > > > Dude, > > > > I think everyone's got me mistaken. > > You were right on one count - many of us are too old to understand what you > wrote. I guess our concept of clear, concise language is different from yours. > > > I never said I wasn't happy with the > > car. I just want it to look a little less stock and a little more sleek. > > You can change the rims and add body trim panels. Someone thought changing to > the xenon blue headlights would make his car look different. A custom sound > system would certainly add to the audio part of the image of your car. You never > specified if you had a price limit for your project, so a custom paint job would > do wonders. > > > I > > would've have bought the f*ckin car if it didn't fill my other requirements. > > I still have clients to see and such and wouldn't want to show up with some > > stupid teenage speed racer. > > You have "clients" to see? Phrases like "f*ckin" and "stupid teenage speed > racer" ought to make a good impression on clients. If you are in sales, you > already know not to insult your clients. Who knows, some may like to drive a car > that looks like a "teenage speed racer". Perhaps your clients are younger and > your approach is very successful. > > > If I wanted to do that I would go buy a honda > > civic and trick it out at robocar in southern california or something stupid > > like that. > > > > jeff > > > > "H." <musicboxnopsamrider.co.uk> wrote in message > > news:23fq4ukohi864toudte0a4i6icu2h62128nopsamcom... > > > >umm, okay, without buying a new car what would your suggestion be. > > > > > > Like it, live with it. You've got the wrong car if you want to go and > > > soup something up into some god-awful street racer. > > > >
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