Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 08:06:23 -0800
From: "Jeff Gonzales" <jeffy_newsnopsambit.com>
Subject: Re: how to make a 2001 saab 9-5 "big pimpin"??


okay, obviously everyone here is either a) too old to understand my youthful colloquialisms or b) too f*cking stupid. once again: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT SORT OF MODIFICATIONS I CAN MAKE TO MY 9-5 TO MAKE IT A LITTLE SPORTY LOOKING. Notice the example I quoted: "tinted windows". I don't think little things like that are solely reserved for street racers. geez, Jeff "danny" <dannynopsamia-esprezzo.com> wrote in message news:3C4D75EC.812FD22Cnopsamia-esprezzo.com... > "H." wrote: > > > >umm, okay, without buying a new car what would your suggestion be. > > > > Like it, live with it. You've got the wrong car if you want to go and > > soup something up into some god-awful street racer. > > Not a street racer. As I understand the word "pimp" to be someone who > lives off the immoral earnings of prostitution he must have some great > girls working for him to be able to afford a decent Saab :-) Probably > better suited to a convertible so the pimps' hat doesn't get squashed on > the roof, and it may be possible to modify the engine management check > system to read "check sunglasses" before starting. > > :-) in case it was missed > > > -- > Regards, > Danny > > http://www.gaggia-espresso.com (a purely hobby site) > http://www.dannyscoffee.com (UK advert for my mobile espresso service) > swap Z for above characters in email address to reply > > >

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