Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2002 19:11:49 +0000 From: Johannes H Andersen <johsnopsamanytime.co.uk> Subject: Re: Volvo Joke
Sky Clad wrote: > > TEST FOR POTENTIAL VOLVO OWNERS > -Do you own a tweed jacket and or Greek sailor hat? > -Is a Saturn your second preferred choice of car? > -Do you own a Long Haired Golden Retriever? > -Do you always drive well below the speed limit? > -Are you a member of a left wing political party? > -Do you support Public Broadcasting and private schooling? > -Do you own a "Save the Whales" bumper sticker? > -Have you failed driver's training, twice? > -Do your driving skills pose a larger hazard to yourself than to > others? > -Do you own a Mac? > -Do you have an AOL account? > -Are you a public employee? > -Do you have a Lifetime Membership with the Auto League? > -Do you consider curb feelers standard equipment? > -Do you consider mirrors both side and rear, optional equipment? > -Do you wash your car once a year? > -Do you consider the missionary position, kinky? > -When switching lanes do you check all three mirrors, look in your > blind spot, signal and proceed with caution or close your eyes, > cross your fingers, pray and turn? > -Do you like driving a vehicle that resembles a filing cabinet more > than a car? > -Correctly put this series of driving actions in order according to > the rules of the road in order to complete a turn safely with a road > vehicle:*Note-This may be a trick question. > 1)signal > 2)brake > 3)turn with caution > -And last, do believe all advertising is %100 truthful? -I have now filled in your form. Who do I now send it to? -Any chance that I might win a free weekend break to Bournemouth? -Thank you so very much, this was the most memorable event for today. -I think my Volvo needs feeding, I've got some tins of pet-roll for him. OK guys! New turbo Volvos are quite powerful, what about a 250bhp S60, can't be that bad and quite stylish. Johannes