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Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 01:36:07 GMT
From: "greene" <mph1708*nospam*nopsamo.com>
Subject: Re: Volvo Joke


I'm so hurt personally by Simons list...can we please start another thread and bitch and moan about it, just so we can blow things completely out of proportion. Can't we just get over ourselves...oh wait a minute, that's already been proven. "Simon Clayton" <sc001d2555nopsamamblueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:OM5c8.3111$bh1.22170642nopsam-text.cableinet.net... > Here this should offend most large auto manufacturers: > > AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. > BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer > CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy > Engineering Techniques > CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips > CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY > CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet > CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?) > DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly > DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings > DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere > FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns > FIAT - Fix It Again Tony > FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology > FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands > FORD - Found On Road Dead > FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die. > FORD - F___er Only Runs Downhill > FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily > FORD - First On Race Day > FORD - First On Rust Development > FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough > FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump > GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked > GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50 > GMC - Gets More Chicks > GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion > JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly > LTD - Laughable Trash Dump > MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! > OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly > OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie > PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook > PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap > PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac > PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac > PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities > PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything > SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty > SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken > SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually. > TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! > TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! > TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily > TOYOTA - Toyauto > TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A > > > > "Four Weis" <mweinopsamcom> wrote in message > news:3C700843.35CC8A90nopsamcom... > > > > > > Bob wrote: > > > > > On Sun, 17 Feb 2002 00:08:58 -0500, Four Weis <mweinopsamcom> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > >Which means you did not bother to go to the Toyota forum..... > > > > > > > > > > Well, as I said, I really don't care. People talk about other people, > > > their houses, their lifestyles, their hobbies, their looks, their > > > cars, etc. To me it's a big "whatever", although I'm not beyond > > > having a little fun by pulling their jowls a bit, when necessary > > > of course. > > > > > > But because you mentioned it, I did prowl out to alt.autos.toyota. > > > I didn't see much beyond the old cross-posted threads we saw here. > > > Is it some other "forum" you were mentioning ? > > > > > > Bob > > > > How far back did you go? There was a long string of notes until it was > > finally stopped. It may have started as a joke, but it got out of hand > > really quickly. Comments by both Saab and Toyota sides were getting > > nasty, vulgar and personal. I noticed the same 'Volvo Joke' on other new > > groups - fortunately most people just ignored it and let it die. Someone > > is pulling our chains. > > > > > > > > > > > > >

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