Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 22:44:03 -0000 From: "**-**" <m.faulksnopsamternet.com> Subject: Re: Warning To All UK Drivers
"Paul Halliday" <pjghnopsamyonder.co.uk> wrote in message news:BC49B416.D376%pjghnopsamyonder.co.uk... > in article c00n2k$11rpio$2nopsam52899.news.uni-berlin.de, Grunff at > grunffnopsam.com wrote on 06/02/2004 18:38: > > > **-** wrote: > > > >> If your planning on driving around Sheffield in the near future keep your > >> windows up and doors locked. A chap tried to relieve me of F900 yesterday > >> evening. Was stopped at Traffic lights with not much else about, passenger > >> door opens and dodgy looking character appears in the passenger seat > >> requesting I exit my vehicle post haste (or words to that effect). Needless > >> to say I wasn't too keen on this idea and the ciggy I was smoking at the > >> time found its way to said characters mug rather rapidly followed by the > >> large maglight thats clipped under the drivers seat at which point he made > >> his excuses and left (or something to that effect ;-)). > > > Bastard! Nicely got though, well done. > > Nasty. Glad you're okay. Spitting ciggies DC comics baddie-style at burly > characters is the one thing I miss about giving up smoking. I always felt > kind of safe going out clubbing and such when I smoked and it was my excuse > for chain smoking at the time! > > I have a similar tale when I wasn't quick enough on the central locking at > traffic lights in a salubrious part of Bradford and a whore got into car. Are you sure it wasn't just one of Bradfords lady folk attempting to court you ;-) *No offence to anyone from Bradford intended* > > She refused to leave "until I paid her up front for what she was about to > do" ... which she didn't specify, but I didn't think it was anything to do > with stimulating philosophical conversation. I told her I was going to drive > to the nearest police station, which I proceeded to do at speed. She got out > when I stopped for some more traffic lights. > > I usually keep the doors locked nowadays since I carry expensive gear in the > boot ... and I've got a spark plug wrench under the seat, which is pretty > much as good as a Maglite being 1 foot length of metal :) > > Paul > > 1989 900 Turbo S > http://saab.go.dyndns.org/ >
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