Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:14:09 GMT From: "Nasty Bob" <speedypancakenospamail.com> Subject: jokes
A lion, a bear and a chicken are boasting to each other in a bar: Bear: When I growl, the whole forest is afraid of me.. Lion: When I roar, the entire jungle trembles in fear.. Chicken: Hah! All I have to do is sneeze, & the whole world wets its pants! ;) "Craig's Saab C900 Site" <c900nospam.apana.org.au> wrote in message news:mailman.3.1141097834.567.saab_c900nospam.apana.org.au... > > Hi everyone, > > My wife found this via an online forum for the uni she's studying > emergency management at via distance education: > > "A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has > discovered that people with insufficient sexual activity read their e-mail > with their hand on the mouse. > > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late..." > > See it was harmless. 8-) > > Regards, > > Craig. > > -- > Craig's Saab C900 Page at | Craig's Classic Saab Workshop - Sydney .au > http://lios.apana.org.au/~c900 | http://www.classicsaab.net and other URL's > Email: c900nospam.apana.org.au | For Saab 99/C900/9000 Enthusiasts World-Wide! > Alternate: saabonautnospaml.com | Web-forums, galleries, library, links, etc.