My Saabs:

1983 900T 4-door 5MT (Euro delivery in 9/82 while on sabbatical in Sweden)
1993 900S 4-door 5MT (backed under my garage door at 2 am)
1993 900S 4-door %MT (graciously provided by Saab to replace the above - totaled in rear-end collision)
1999 9-3T 5-door 5MT (given to son)
2007 9-3 2.0T SC 6MT (daily driver, 156K miles)

About Me:

Professor of computer science and engineering at Santa Clara University (since 1976, and for about 9 months more)
1 wife, 1 son, 1 daughter-in-law, 1 grandson (lots of 1s)