After reading an early post by someone who said he's considering buying a Honda because Saabs are to quirky, I was inpired to write the following. Please feel free to contribute your own additional criteria.


<h1>How to tell if you're Saab-worthy (with apologies to Elaine from Seinfeld).</h1>

Your idea of a dream vacation is:
a) Carnival Cruise to the Bahamas
b) backpacking trip to Kilamanjaro?

Your stock portfolio consists of:
a) Coke (KE), GM (GM), Int'l Paper (IP), and Exxon (XOM)
b) Red Hat Linux (RHAT), Apple Computer (AAPL), Championship Auto Racing (MPH), Grand Adventure (GATT)

Your idea of good food is:
a) roast beef, potato salad, corn, beans
b) Filet Mignon, sushi, jambalaya, oysters on the half shell

Your favorite beer is:
a) Bud Light
b) Newcastle

Your favorite wine is:
a) Franzia, preferable white zinfandel
b) Chateau Lafite Rothschild

When standing at the top of the Empire State Building, you think:
a) Man, this is scary. I'd better back away.
b) Man, I wish I had a hang glider up here.

Your idea of a cool pet is:
a) a cocker spaniel
b) a burmese python

Your movie collection consists of:
a) Sleepless in Seattle, Beaches, Pretty Woman, Titanic'
b) Citizen Kane, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Casino

Your music collection consists of:
a) Celine Dion, Phil Collins, Kenny Rogers, Linda Ronstadt
b) Tori Amos, Dave Matthews Band, Bela Fleck, G. Love and Special Sauce



If your answers are mostly "a", get out of here and go to the nearest Honda dealer. If your answers are mostly "b", you're
worthy.

• How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., Todd A., Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:09:48 <-- Viewing This Message
  • Re: How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., Jake , Sat, 10 Feb 2001 01:59:29
  • I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but..., Monster, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 23:43:06
  • Catagorizations and the affinity for labels is, tlrm, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 18:29:02
  • Profile? We don't need no stinking profile...., DET, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 18:07:46
  • Saab-worthy?? Who are you to try to define what it is, Texron, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 17:06:31
    • Saab-worthy? I'm with Groucho Marx on this one, Peter McLaren, Fri, 16 Feb 2001 14:49:23
    • who are you to ask who you hoo and a bottle of rum..., chrisx, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 17:39:32
    • Re: Saab-worthy?? Who are you to try to define what it is, Todd A., Fri, 9 Feb 2001 17:29:17
      • Agree. And my rant was really not serious. It is just, Texron, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 23:59:12
  • Re: How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., modest mouse , Fri, 9 Feb 2001 16:18:17
  • GUINNESS! hrmp... Newcastle? What? Are you a yob? n/m, Dinger, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:54:20
  • sell your saab to me...., chrisx, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:52:31
    • saab's sunroof are the best to exhale from thought it was only me, Mike 87 900s, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 17:29:45
    • you speaka my language chrisx (nm), bryan m, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 16:17:09
  • Re: How to tell if you're Saab-worthy..., Joho, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:40:16
    • Congrats on your choice. n/m, RS , Fri, 9 Feb 2001 16:49:46
  • My Music consist of mostly Bob Marley, Peter Tosh...., Mike 87 900s, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:35:04
    • i got me some eek-a-mouse que'd up right now!, chrystobal, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 16:44:17
  • And if you are mostly none of the above?, saw, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:34:20
    • Re: And if you are mostly none of the above?, RS , Fri, 9 Feb 2001 16:48:36
  • I might not be Saab worthy..., Scott Paterson , Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:27:59
    • Missed the point...Versatility is the key, WASSAAB, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:45:34
      • Re: Versatility, Charlie's Brother, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:52:35
    • Re: I might not be Saab worthy..., Charlie's Brother, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:40:46
      • Guess I need to get rid of my two current Saabs then, charles Brackett, Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:02:15
  • Dave Matthews???? Yikes...., Charlie, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:25:40
  • Tori Amos???, WASSAAB, Fri, 9 Feb 2001 15:19:23

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