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Posted by Siegfried (more from Siegfried) on Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:43:05 Share Post by Email
In Reply to: Here's a good one- what defines "stages"?, Ian Scott, Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:32:47
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Ian,
all those stages are... If you've you seen 'Spaceballs' then you must remember that:
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed!

so here it goes:
stage#1 - the 1st step towards to the light speed (sporty air filter and shiny exhaust tin)
state#2 - the 2nd step to the light speed (stage#1 + bigger rims + tinted windows + rear spoiler + stainless pedals)
stage#3 - almost the light speed, just a tad off (stage#2 + 3" stainless exhaust + bigger injectors for MOAR FUEL!!!1)
stage#4 - quite a light speed, the first kid on the block (stage#3 + turbo-kit + 3kw amps + 2x 15" subs + extra dials)
stage#5 - ludicrous speed (aka 'are you nuts?!' in Back to The Future). Usually it's stage#4 + NOS or hybrid turbo + a chick on the passenger seat and two spare ones on the rear.

Details may vary on make-to-make basis (turbos go with boost, big blocks go with bigger block and nitros), but the idea remains being mostly the same among all the variants.

May the Schwarz Be With Youuuyoyoy!
Zig

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