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Better than the ones we had in college!
Posted by Nervousaaber (more from Nervousaaber) on Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:43:17
In Reply to: OT: Answering machine "greeting" (?), STICKMAN, Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:27:31
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Actually, we used to vary them, being the whacky, yes whacky degenerates that we were.
The most irritating (based on caller responses)
1. [music blaring] HELLO!?!! HELLO-O?? Hang on, I can't hear you, I need to turn the stereo down. Just a sec (voice quavers, as though speaker is running) Almost there (echo-ey, as though passing through a hallway) [Music Stops]. That's better... how can I help you? Oh, wait, I forgot... we're not here. Actually, we're probably doing something a lot cooler than talking to a tape recorder. That goes double for any of you 'tards who've already fallen for this once, and are still yelling at the machine. Leave a message, and one of our assistants will call you back. Loser.
2. We're not here. Leave a message if you want us to call you back. If you're important enough, we MIGHT.
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Posts in this Thread:
- OT: Answering machine "greeting" (?), STICKMAN, Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:27:31
- Re: OT: Answering machine "greeting" (?), Dave Westlake, Wed, 20 Aug 2003 12:20:55
- I use caller ID to the same effect, cell and home n/m, Nervousaaber, Wed, 20 Aug 2003 12:19:48
- Anyone else just unplug the phone?, Nathan Pflaum , Wed, 20 Aug 2003 12:16:38
- Re: OT: Answering machine "greeting" (?), jp, Wed, 20 Aug 2003 08:24:04
- I agree with bRAD's take on this, Bret, Tue, 19 Aug 2003 20:12:49
- Annoying yes, but..., bRAD, Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:56:43
- Pretty much what the rest of the world is doing and..., saw, Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:54:54
- Better than the ones we had in college!, Nervousaaber, Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:43:17 <-- Viewing This Message
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