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Re: too funny-Some highlights from Mr. Norton... (long)
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Posted by elliott (more from elliott) on Thu, 20 May 2004 11:44:01 Share Post by Email
In Reply to: too funny, rob [Profile/Gallery] , Thu, 20 May 2004 07:32:51
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IROC Camaro, Mike is that a good car?... "You don't have to ask him... I can tell you it's sweet. and, ugh, I do have a T-top"

"The thing about the IROC Camaro is, it can smoke......... ANY cop trying to pull me over."

"Crapwagons and minivans they think they could outrun a cop car... My Camaro could...."

Why you're Camaro? "Look at it, it's sweet... its got its lot of horsepower, its got about 270 horse, I mean, thathat's enough to outrun MOST cop cars."

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QUICK RANDOM FACTS about Police cruisers that he doesn't know about -

Year: 2000
Make: Ford
Model: Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
Engine: 4.6L overhead cam SEFI V8
Transmission: 4-Speed AOD
Axle Ratio: 3.55
Curb Weight: 4,039 lbs (approx)
Fuel Type: Unleaded
Fuel Capacity: 19 Gallons
Horsepower: 235
Torque: 285 ft.lbs. at 3,000 RPM
Top Speed: 139 MPH
0-60: 8.75 seconds
1/4 Mile ET: 16.93at83.25 MPH

Year 2001
Make Chevrolet
Model Camaro Z28 Police Interceptor
Engine & Transmission
Configuration LS1 V8 Weight 1564 kg / 3448 lbs
Valvetrain OHV
Displacement 5670 cc / 346.0 cu in
Power 231.2 kw / 310 bhp at 5200 rpm
Torque 460.98 nm / 340 ft lbs at 4000 rpm
Bhp / Liter 54.67 bhp per litre

Would we put the newer Camaro Z28 in an IROC's class, as I am guessing he wouldn't?

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"Smokey sitting in Cop stock model car, and my IROC comes smoking by, Cops get jealous" of my car.

"I was doing 85 in a 65" So that's speeding? "Yeah it is, but..."

"I HAVE done upwards of 90... Trust me, that's that's moving... The cop pulled me over, and "I set him straight."

"Hassering me because I happen to drive a sweet ride, this one cop I lectured him about how he 'ought a bust a rapist or a burgaler an not hassle me because I drive a sweet ride."

"I pull over as a favor to them."

"When I pulled over and the cop walks up to my car, you know the first thing I do, I rev it up to about 6000 RPMs just to show him WHAT's UP! What do you think about that?!"

I told the cop - "Hold on 'til she finishes" He waited; I guess he he "was being polite."

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Just thought some people might not have the ability to listen, so I noted the above. It may appear that the above has typos, but I was typing, trying to capture all of his "language." Disclaimer - "Trying to quote as best I could. Don't intend to plagerize (sp?)."

Hope everyone enjoyed, as I did. I can just see a picture of this guy - looks kind of like Lawrence, the neighbour, from "Office Space." Except, of course, that he drives a "Sweet and shiny" IROC Camaro.

Sean

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