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camp song/nursery rhyme Posted by MJM [Email] (#872) [Profile/Gallery] (more from MJM) on Thu, 31 Mar 2005 06:19:45 In Reply to: Where to send stray cat where it won't be put to sleep, Caarma [Profile/Gallery] , Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:13:55 Members do not see ads below this line. - Help Keep This Site Online - Signup |
Mr. Dunderback
There was a man in our town
His name was Dunderback
He was very fond of sauerkraut and spat
One day he invented a wonderful sausage machine
And all the pussy cats and mousey rats would never more be seen.
CHORUS:
Oh, Mr., Mr. Dunderback
How could you be so mean
I told you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the pussy cats and mousey rats will never more be seen
They'll all be ground to sausages in Dunderback's machine.
One day a little boy came walking in the store
He bought a pound of sausage meat and laid it on the floor
The boy began to whistle, and whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages went dancing 'bout the room
CHORUS
One day the darn thing wouldn't work
The darn thing wouldn't go
So Dunderback he climbed inside to see what made it so
His wife was having a nightmare, walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a heck of a yank and Dunderback was meat.
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