Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes - Saab General Bulletin Board - Saabnet.com
The banner above is an advertisment - if it asks you to download software, please ignore.
Site News -
[General |
Members |
C900 |
9000 |
NG900 & OG93 |
93 |
95 |
NG95 |
99 |
Sonett |
Vintage Models |
Clubs |
Other Cars |
FAQs |
Gifts |
Member Photo Galleries |
Member Directory |
Classifieds |
Manuals |
*Buddy Registry |
*Mileage Registry |
Polls |
What's New |
Raffle |
Photo of the Month |
Sponsors]
[Main General Bulletin Board | BBFAQ |
Next by Date | Post Followup ]
Member Login / Signup - Members see fewer ads. - Latest Member Gallery Photos
Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes
Posted by carneykjnc [Email] (more from carneykjnc) on Mon, 29 Jan 2001 14:02:53
In Reply to: Best Saab-Related Quotes, Roger (NAWC), Fri, 26 Jan 2001 09:39:58
Members do not see ads below this line. - Help Keep This Site Online - Signup
Couple of stories:
1. My father lives and dies by trunk space. For 20 years we had big ol' honkin' american station wagons. After all the kids left, we finally convinced him to "downsize" to a Mer. Grand Marquis. One summer he tried to deliver a blanket chest to me but it wouldn't fit in the trunk or the backseat. When I came home and put it (plus a table) in my 95 900 he went right out and bought a minivan.
2. On a cold day last winter, I took some neighborhood 6 year olds bowling in my new 9-5. I told them I had just turned on the seat heaters for them so the should toasty real soon. Not really knowing what to expect, they took me literally and started screaming that the seats were burning them!!
3. I love it when someone borrows my 5-speed and I tell them that I need to show them how to use it. They chuckle that they know what they are doing and drive off without the lesson. Then I get a call from the shopping mall that they broke the car cause they can't get the key out of the ignition!
Posts in this Thread:
- Best Saab-Related Quotes, Roger (NAWC), Fri, 26 Jan 2001 09:39:58
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, TJ, Mon, 29 Jan 2001 18:53:20
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, carneykjnc, Mon, 29 Jan 2001 14:02:53 <-- Viewing This Message
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, Todd , Mon, 29 Jan 2001 08:47:38
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, destijl, Sun, 28 Jan 2001 17:53:53
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, saw, Sun, 28 Jan 2001 02:37:28
- How many of us had this conversation?, Roger (NAWC), Sat, 27 Jan 2001 17:09:09
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, AdamC, Sat, 27 Jan 2001 08:57:11
- My favorite was, " That a Parsh?" n/m, K, Fri, 26 Jan 2001 16:48:15
- HAHA n/m, Ian Whelan, Fri, 26 Jan 2001 17:23:06
- Standing in the registration line..., pmr, Fri, 26 Jan 2001 14:40:30
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, Rick D., Fri, 26 Jan 2001 13:50:09
- Some years back I went to a parts house and asked, Texron, Fri, 26 Jan 2001 13:23:35
- Re: Best Saab-Related Quotes, Phil, Fri, 26 Jan 2001 12:42:18
- Not Saab related but......, Dave Westlake, Fri, 26 Jan 2001 10:45:52
- hatch comment, joshua harrison, Fri, 26 Jan 2001 10:31:20
Members do not see ads below this line. - Help Keep This Site Online - Signup
Post a Followup
No Site Registration is Required to Post - Site Membership is optional (Member Features List), but helps to keep the site online
for all Saabers. If the site helps you, please consider helping the site by becoming a member.
StateOfNine.com
|
SaabClub.com
|
Jak Stoll Performance
|
M Car Covers
|
Ad Available
|
Random Saabnet.com Member Gallery Photos (Click Image)
This is a moderated bulletin board - Posting is a privilege, not a right.
Unsolicited commercial postings are not allowed (no spam). Please, no For Sale or Wanted postings, SERIOUSLY.
Classifieds are to be listed in The Saab Network Classifieds pages.
This is a problem solving forum for over 250,000 Saab owners, so expect to see
problems discussed here even though our cars are generally very reliable. This is not an anything goes
type of forum. Saabnet.com has been a moderated forum since 1988. For usage guidelines, see the
Saabnet.com Mission and Purpose Page. Please remember that you are
not anonymous. Site Contact | Site Donations | Other Sites by SP -
Poverty2Prosperity.org | Run Club Menlo Park | ScreenBot
Site Members do not see red text instructions, bottom of the page anchor ads, or box ads.
Click here to see all
the Site Membership Benefits!