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Buddy of mine sent this to me -- too funny!
Posted by Talladega900 (more from Talladega900) on Wed, 3 Apr 2002 11:22:15
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He's into vintage BMW motorcycles, but I though it easily translated to our old rides...
What It Says What It Means
Rough condition Too bad to lie about
Parts bike Beyond repair
Concours Polished the tank
Engine runs quiet Using 90W oil
Needs minor overhaul Needs new engine
Needs major overhaul Ready for junkyard
Burns no oil Leaks / thrown out of engine
Rebuilt engine Cleaned the plugs
Ride it away Owner lives on a hill
Desirable classic Nobody likes it
Rare classic Nobody liked it when new
Modern classic Manufacturer didn't like it
Stored 20 years Left outside as fence post / plant stake
Restored & stored 20 years in barn
Solid as a rock Rusted solid
Good investment Can't be worth less
No time to restore Parts don't exist
95 percent there Other 5 percent doesn't exist
Other conflict forces sale Wife says me or that #@&* thing is going
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