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And the "enlightened" response ...
Posted by Eiron [Email] (more from Eiron) on Wed, 7 Apr 2004 20:11:20
In Reply to: Amazing, all three subjects were covered in my old post, J, Wed, 7 Apr 2004 16:52:11
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from the feverish soul of The Greatness Of 1:
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"You cannot stop The Bringer of Additives!
He breathes life into the shielding of your bearings! Yea, his detergency washes fully the filth from your rings. He bathes all in the coolness of purity; pistons are loath to slap in his presence. He will pick up his additive package, and with the power of Anti-Wear, will smite the ash of his oppressors!
His shear strength is as no other; he protects and defends! Yea, his film clings and coats the foul whale issued forth of your anus! Beware the Mobilites; their ways profess a path of destruction! Who can abide these vile egg-crackers? These knife-beaters! These sparkers of flame! Your gaseous belches shall engulf you and your children, and carry all to the catalystic cleansing!"
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But, perhaps Puck said it best,
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
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