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Posted by Noel [Email] (more from Noel) on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:58:43
In Reply to: The Question of the Day, -993-, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:47:48
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Thewse are all true. From my friend Brad in South Africa.
Brad and his wife were moving. The house was full of boxes and there was a moving truck in the driveway. His neighbor comes over and asks if they are moving. “No,” Brad said, “we just pack our stuff up once a week to see how many boxes it takes.”
He had a flat tire so he pulled his Land Rover into a gas station. The pump jockey comes out, looks at the car and asks, "Flat tire?" Brad couldn’t resist. He said, “No, I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me.”
A friend of mine was driving an 18-wheeler and misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and he couldn't get it out, so he called for help. Eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. So he asks, “Is your truck stuck?” My friend couldn’t help himself! He looked at the cop, looked back at the rig and then back at the cop and said, "No...I’m delivering a bridge.”
Posts in this Thread:
- The Question of the Day, -993-, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:47:48
- Re: The ANSWER of the Day, JimBlake , Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:22:24
- oh man....., Dan W, Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:06:04
- Re: The Question of the Day, SaabHubby, Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:29:06
- What's the mileage on this Minivan? ....., SS, Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:13:09
- Re: The Question of the Day, Thorir Jonsson, Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:28:59
- Re: The Question of the Day, C H Tay, Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:44:02
- From an Autozone manager, ChuckD , Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:12:18
- Re: The Question of the Day, jp, Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:24:45
- Re: The Question of the Day, Ari , Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:11:24
- Re: The Question of the Day, turrbo , Wed, 10 Jan 2007 19:01:40
- Re: The Question of the Day, JMF, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:44:34
- Re: The Question of the Day, Wavey, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 16:00:35
- Re: The Question of the Day, gizmo , Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:05:56
- Re: The Question of the Day, Caarma , Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:49:46
- The Antagonistic Questions of the Day..., Scott Paterson , Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:07:50
- Re: The Question of the Day, mikef, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:04:29
- Three of my favorites..., Noel, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:58:43 <-- Viewing This Message
- Re: The Question of the Day, dSPG89, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:01:23
- Re: The Question of the Day, ursaw, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:55:17
- Re: The Question of the Day, kevin, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:24:22
- Re: The Question of the Day, JBack, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:52:02
- Re: The Question of the Day, BostonDave, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:35:54
- Re: The Question of the Day, SilverAeroGuy, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:27:02
- Is it broken or fractured?, Chaz, Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:20:17
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