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Chuck Norris
Posted by OhSaabIAOh [Email] (more from OhSaabIAOh) on Wed, 2 Jul 2008 12:35:15
In Reply to: But what would Brian Boitano do? :-) n/m, J, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 10:58:11
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Posts in this Thread:
- Road Rage, J, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 06:59:35
- Re: Road Rage, Tom G , Mon, 7 Jul 2008 17:02:40
- That's nothing. You should ride a bike every day!, Barry, Sun, 6 Jul 2008 16:30:35
- Keep reducing speed and allow passing, JohnA , Thu, 3 Jul 2008 07:50:45
- That's why I got rid of my BMW, No Snaab, Thu, 3 Jul 2008 04:45:47
- Since he continued to tailgate you perhaps a detour, SilverAeroGuy, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 14:03:33
- Re: Road Rage, OhSaabIAOh, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 10:37:11
- Re: Road Rage, turbocon86, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 10:21:56
- NOTHING!!! DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!, cryptical, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 08:37:41
- Re: Road Rage, Eric Law, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 07:28:01
- Disagree, he would now have or have broken your cell>, Mike in Anchorage, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 09:09:39
- Camera phone with video?, JMJ in NC, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 08:29:26
- good advice. thanks. n/m, J, Wed, 2 Jul 2008 07:53:06
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