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Automobile Acronyms... Posted by JustinHiFi [Email]

(#829) [Profile/Gallery] (more from JustinHiFi) on Tue, 11 Dec 2001 23:32:05

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Thought you'd like to see these, LOL.

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly LateEveryday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buck`s IrregularLeftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

JustinHiFi
'91 900S

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_______________________________________ JustinHiFi Strictly Saab Inc. Melbourne, FL Current: -1991 900 S-PG MT -2001 9-5 Wagon AT -2006 9-3 SS AT Past: -1964 96 2-Smoke MT -1967 96 v4 MT -1983 900 Turbo MT -1985 900 SPG MT -1988 9000 Turbo Black MT -1988 9000 Turbo White AT -1990 900 SPG Red MT -1990 900 SPG Black MT -1991 9000 Turbo MT -1991 900 SPG Red MT -1992 9000 Griffin AT -2000 9-5 Aero Sedan MT -2001 9-5 Aero Wagon MT -2008 9-3 2.0T Sedan AT

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Automobile Acronyms..., JustinHiFi , Tue, 11 Dec 2001 23:32:05 <-- Viewing This Message
- Try http://www.streetdreams.com/acronyms/ nm, Dennis in Ottawa, Thu, 13 Dec 2001 10:21:06
- GM=Glue and Mistakes,Gaps Misaligned,Goes Maybe nm, paulh, Thu, 13 Dec 2001 09:37:17
- also BMW=Break My Wallet......n/m, geoffh, Thu, 13 Dec 2001 00:50:56
  - or, Bring Money With you n/m, WASSAAB, Thu, 13 Dec 2001 09:15:50
- The usual SAAB one I hear is, WASSAAB, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 15:08:29
- how about -->, es, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 13:24:28
  - SPG=Sent Payment: Garage, Erik, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 13:52:43
    - Shredded Pavement, Guys! Heh heh heh n/m, RS , Wed, 12 Dec 2001 15:02:58
- You really hate Audi's don't you? ;) n/m, Jon , Wed, 12 Dec 2001 12:03:46
- SAAB = Suddenly An Amazing Blast.....n/m, kbonde, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 09:53:05
- Pontiac....., ChrisB, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 09:41:44
- As a Latin teacher, I can't pass up the opportunity, Fimum Fit, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 09:25:52
  - FF: are the vowels long/short, where accented? wouldn't, Dan W, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 13:44:37
    - All vowels in that phrase are short, stress lightly, Fimum Fit, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 15:10:35
  - I wondered about that name FF! Excellent! n/m, Texron, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 09:40:39
- you forgot a few SAAB ones..., bike dork, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 08:01:34
- Re: Automobile Acronyms..., 88 spg, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 01:02:20
  - Re: Automobile Acronyms..., Johann F, Wed, 12 Dec 2001 05:45:29

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