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Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker
Posted by Larry (more from Larry) on Tue, 28 Jan 2003 19:10:10
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Hello fellow Saabers: Last week I had a choice of a V4 or a stroker. After going back and forth, I chose the 2cycle. (I loved the sound) Here are the problems: I start the car in the morning and I get some stern looks from the neighbors. Hell,I pretend I don't see them. Ahh! nothing is wrong you pesky neighbors!! But then my eyes fall on the cool dash-mounted rearview, and huge clouds of blue smoke is sailing in the air. A sudden feeling of guilt enters me. HUh? me? a polluter? Hell, I send the thin lever to 1st, balance the pedals and accelerate off...a quick glance at the rearview, and old Mr. Jones is standing at the foot of his driveway shaking his head back and forth! Hell, I never did like him! I turn the corner and pull up to the red light. A huge SUV pulls up behind my red antique...light turns green: Geez!!! the *!#%#@ is riding my tail so close, I'm afraid to switch the freaking gears!! He finaly switches lanes... the same to you #$@!*. (Should I have bought the V4?) And so the day goes on....more tailgaters, blue smoke, popping sounds, ring, ding ding ding, engine sreaming! I glance at the rearview, I'm grinning and laughing like a fool! The night has fallen as I turn onto my block, and send the car quickly up the diveway, manuever it between the 99T and 900T and quickly shut it off. I love it!!!I get out, shut the tank-like door. I take a step back admiring all three...ahh too much fun!! I shake my head, open the garage door, and admire the red 900 convertible! Yes my saabfriends! its a sickness.
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Posts in this Thread:
- Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, Larry, Tue, 28 Jan 2003 19:10:10 <-- Viewing This Message
- Re: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, RobinV, Wed, 29 Jan 2003 20:37:52
- Re: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, spiv, Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:07:29
- Saab-ness, JohnC, Wed, 29 Jan 2003 08:17:20
- If this is 'problems' then >>>>>>>>, bobD, Tue, 28 Jan 2003 20:38:56
- Re: Geeez!!! I bought the 96 stroker, Pete Kelly, Tue, 28 Jan 2003 19:43:36
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