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Theft Alarm Battery Dying
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Posted by Körtakner [Email] (more from Körtakner) on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:00:00 Share Post by Email
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It's 3 a.m. My 2002 9-3 SE's theft alarm battery just made its imminent death known for the first time at 1:30 am. Words cannot describe my frustration ith the engineering minds (and I use that term loosely) that came up with that system. It is simply inane beyond description.

I really don't need any advice, help or sympathy on this one. Already went through it with my 9-5 a couple of years back. At about the same hour of the night. Just the absolutely single most stupid, inane, cretinous feature or by-product of a feature on any car ever built.

With any luck profuse apologies to my immediate neighbours accompanied by bottles of not-so-cheap wine will keep a $1500+ police citation for noise violation from being pressed into my hands. As for the rest of the neighbourhood, I will simply have to suffer their glares, snickers and snorts of "It's a 'Saab' HA!") in humiliated, dignified silence. Sigh...

SAAB = STUPID ALARM ALWAYS BLARING

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