In Reply to: AND THE SOX WIN AGAIN!!!!!!, turrbo [Profile/Gallery] , Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:51:26

Turrbo my friend, allow me to tell you a story.

I was 3 or 4 at the time, and my older sister would play wrestle with me. She's 14 years older than me, so obviously she should have been able to win. Being the strapping 3 year old body builder that I was, however, I would try valiantly to defeat her. It seemed as if it was all for naught. Then one day, the impossible happened. I knocked her out!

It was a glorious day, Turrbo. Thor milked a goat in my name. Zeus congratulated me by feeding me grapes. I cried like a little sissy. My sister wasn't waking up. I HAD KILLED HER!!!!

A three year old beat up his 17 year old sister, and something was wrong in the universe. I cried and cried, and eventually my sister figured she'd tortured me enough and woke up and pounced on me. I hadn't given her the beatdown of the century at all!!! Oh no, she was teasing me. She proceeded to hold me upside down by my ankle and tickled the hell out of me.

Long story short, the Red Sox are gonna lose, sucka.

~KP

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• AND THE SOX WIN AGAIN!!!!!!, turrbo , Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:51:26
  • it's like roddick said: it's not a rivalry until each>, prodigal son, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:53:19
  • There's two sides to this potential historical event,, JTMav, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 07:45:36
    • Being a Yankees fan..., TheKillerPenguin, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 08:23:57
      • At least some Yankee fans know baseball but your, JTMav, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:10:46
        • Ay, I wasn't offering pity, TheKillerPenguin, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:18:31
  • But don't hold your breath for another win..., Noel, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 06:22:06
  • People, stop using "SOX" -- it's killing me (+), Vlad, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 04:52:56
    • As a compliance software guy I have to laugh..., toplessbeachcar, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 15:55:49
    • Yeah but if your an external auditor....., Chad, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:52:16
    • show me evidence to back that up., chrisx, Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:39:30
    • When you're from Boston, "Sox" is what goes! (nm), turrbo , Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:02:42
  • Allow me to present my rebuttal, TheKillerPenguin, Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:01:14 <-- Viewing This Message
    • You crack me up, KP...., turrbo , Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:23:41
      • Lets see if you're laughin after the Red Sox Lose!!! nm, TheKillerPenguin, Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:25:22
        • Bummed the Sox won but....., cryptical, Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:42:19

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