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old joke
Posted by Siegfried (more from Siegfried) on Fri, 3 Feb 2012 06:43:37
In Reply to: Or,,,, nwas, Thu, 2 Feb 2012 13:31:09
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One US company decided to come to a market with some custom computer and turned to one japanese chip-making company for chips they needed. After a quick talk they squared away the specs which finally stated 'the suitable level of defect chips is 0.01%'. After all papers were signed US company started waiting for the order to be completed... One month, two months, three months - there was nothing from japs. Yankees almost decided to cancel the contract and turn to another chip-maker when finally the package arrived.
Inside the package there were lot's of big boxes full of brand new shiny chips and at the bottom there was a small packet with a note:
"Dear american friends! We sincerely apologize for the delay happened, but your order was very special. We had to re-configure the whole production process and assembly lines to complete it since they are not designed to produce defected chips. But we have finally made it, please find the defected chips in the special packet attached. Sincerely apologize, your japanese friends"
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Posts in this Thread:
- Saab Parts Flowing Again?, ToddF, Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:14:34
- Yes and no, Chadwick , Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:00:37
- Also, no warranties, Chadwick , Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:01:17
- Now owned by Sweden's National Debt Office, MI-Roger , Wed, 1 Feb 2012 11:49:49
- Parts do not have a warranty., Chadwick , Wed, 1 Feb 2012 17:58:31
- Wow!., MI-Roger , Thu, 2 Feb 2012 03:35:38
- No warranty sucks, but..., Noel, Thu, 2 Feb 2012 07:26:59
- Agreed... it doesn't matter 99.9% of the time, nwas, Thu, 2 Feb 2012 09:21:22
- OEM parts and white boxes, SWEDECAR , Thu, 2 Feb 2012 09:07:41
- Re: OEM parts and white boxes, John G, Thu, 2 Feb 2012 09:54:27
- Or,,,, nwas, Thu, 2 Feb 2012 13:31:09
- Re: Or,,,, John G, Fri, 3 Feb 2012 13:03:55
- old joke, Siegfried, Fri, 3 Feb 2012 06:43:37 <-- Viewing This Message
- Swedecar was the test program for those B-grade bullets, TimBrown, Thu, 2 Feb 2012 13:50:05
- lol, SWEDECAR , Fri, 3 Feb 2012 08:43:54
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