Re: Amazing... - Saab General Bulletin Board - Saabnet.com


[General | Members | C900 | 9000 | NG900 & OG93 | 93 | 95 | NG95 | 99 | Sonett | Vintage Models | Performance | Detail | Clubs & SOC | Other Cars | FAQs | Gifts | Member Photo Galleries | Member Directory | Classifieds | Service/Mechs | Manuals | *Buddy Registry | *Mileage Registry | Polls | What's New | Raffle | Photo of the Month | Sponsors]

General Bulletin Board
[Subscribe to Daily Digest]
(Search Author's Posts: e.g. Keyword:username)*Members Only


[Main General Bulletin Board | Post Followup | BBFAQ ] [ Prev by Date ] [ Next by Date ] Member Login / Signup [Latest Member Gallery Photos]
Re: Amazing...
2 Saabers Like This Post!
Like This Post:
Posted by Landjet [Email] (#16) [Profile/Gallery] (more from Landjet) on Tue, 17 Nov 2015 01:28:36 Share Post by Email
In Reply to: Amazing..., NCCaniac [Profile/Gallery] , Mon, 16 Nov 2015 14:13:47
Alert me when someone posts in this thread:

Yeah, I saw those "signals" as well about the title and boat cruise.....

The ones I like are the "do you accept credit cards -- we would like to place a purchase order" .....so, my reply is, "Yes, we can take credit cards, and please send me your physical address so our sales person can come visit you to transact your order. His name is Mr Lazlo, and don't be afraid of him. He always dresses in a black suit and weighs about 300 pounds. Since he is Samoan, please do not call him a Hawaiian or some other ethnic race. It raises his blood pressure to a point his eyes become red, and it is rather unsightly. He is very gentle, just a little shy at first. Once you get to know him, his body slamming skills and awards for Sumo wrestling will be discussed. Sometimes he exaggerates about how many people have died in the ring with him, but don't worry, it's just a way for him to handle his anger management. Thank you for your order enquiry, and we look forward to Mr Lazlo's trip report on his visit with your company personnel."

( cut and pasted from previous sent responses ) I don't think I have seen a second email EVER from the same person.
Posts in this Thread:
Alert me when someone posts in this thread:

Post a Followup

No Site Registration is Required to Post - Site Membership is optional (Member Features List), but helps to keep the site online
for all Saabers. If the site helps you, please consider helping the site by becoming a member.

Name: Member Login / Signup [Latest Member Gallery Photos]
E-Mail: (Optional)
Re-Enter E-Mail: (Confidential & Secure - Not revealed to other users!)
Note: Please check your spam folder for BB responses.

Subject:

Posting rules are simple - No for sale/wanted ads may be posted here - use the site classifieds.
You may not cross-post your message to multiple BBs.
Not permitted: political/religious topics and being disrespectful (personal attacks, insults, etc...).
Site Members do not see any red text, inline ad links, bottom of page anchor ads, box ads, or anti-spam check.

Message: (please no for sale/wanted classifieds - post those in the Saabnet.com Classifieds)
Links are now automatically made active, no need for any special code (or use the Option Link field below) - don't put links in () or end with a '.'
To add inline images to your post, use [img]http://www.domain.com/img.jpg[endimg] (or use the Optional Image Link field below).


Links are now automatically made active, no need for any special code (or use the Option Link field below) - don't put links in () or end with a '.'
To add inline images to your post above, use [img]http://www.domain.com/img.jpg[endimg] (or use the Optional Image Link field below).

Optional Link: (e.g. http://www.saabnet.com/)
Link Title: (Optional)
Optional Photo/Image Link: (e.g. http://www.saabnet.com/img.jpg)
Photo/Image to Upload: [Member Only Feature] - Sign Up





The content on this site may not be republished without permission. Copyright © 1988-2020 - The Saab Network - saabnet.com.
For usage guidelines, see the Saabnet.com Mission and Purpose Page.
[Contact | Site Map | Saabnet.com on Facebook | Saabnet.com on Twitter | Shop Amazon via TSN | Site Donations]

This is a moderated bulletin board - Posting is a privilege, not a right. Unsolicited commercial postings are not allowed (no spam). Please, no For Sale or Wanted postings, SERIOUSLY. Classifieds are to be listed in The Saab Network Classifieds pages. This is a problem solving forum for over 250,000 Saab owners, so expect to see problems discussed here even though our cars are generally very reliable. This is not an anything goes type of forum. Saabnet.com has been a moderated forum since 1988. For usage guidelines, see the Saabnet.com Mission and Purpose Page. Please remember that you are not anonymous. Site Contact | Site Donations | Other Sites by SP - Poverty2Prosperity.org
Your address is: 18.215.62.41 - Using CCBot/2.0 (https://commoncrawl.org/faq/) - Logged.


Site Members do not see red text instructions, bottom of the page anchor ads, or box ads.
Click here to see all the Site Membership Benefits!