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(c900)
I thought those things were rear engined.
Did you see what he did with the key!?
Why did you move your ignition down there? <me: It came that way.> "You’re kidding? No not really?
Those are made in Switzerland right?
You own a Volvo right?
Your car has only four cylinders! I thought SAABs were more powerful than that.
(1970 99E)
Most common question from front seat passengers: "How do I get out of here?" Note: The door latch was hidden under the armrest and it didn't help that the interior was all black except for gray carpet.
(1966 95)
Observed exchange at gas station when I was a kid
(o=owner (dad); a=attendant)
o: "Put this can of oil in the tank and fill it up?"
a: "Sure"
<attendant moves toward the hood>
o: "Oil goes in the gas tank in back"
a: "OK"
<attendant starts toward the rear of car and returns>
a: "I think the engine is under the hood"
o: "The oil goes into the gas tank"
a: “Oil needs to go into the engine”
o: “It is OK in this car it goes in the gas tank”
a: "You want the oil in the gas tank?"
o: "Yes in the gas tank"
a: <Gives a your crazy look> "OK"
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