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More violin jokes Posted by NonStop [Email] (#29) [Profile/Gallery] (more from NonStop) on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:29:47 In Reply to: simple as can be, chrisx, Tue, 25 Oct 2005 22:09:52 Members do not see ads below this line. - Help Keep This Site Online - Signup |
Q. What's the difference between a violin and a viola
A. The viola burns longer
Q. Why are a violinist's fingers like lightning?
A. They never strike in the same place twice.
Q. How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
A. The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Q. How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They can't get up that high.
Q. Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin?
A. You might bend the nail.
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